posted 22 hours ago - 213 notes - reblog“I heard you say in one interview, you said, “We’re playing real Swedish hockey.” Could you explain to people what that is?”
Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview
posted 22 hours ago - 113 notes - reblogperks of dating me:
- you can still go out with the bros and i won’t get mad bc i really wouldn’t want to be around me all the time either so i smell what you’re stepping in on that one
- i like sports
- i will cook you food*
- my hair is soft
- i know how to check the oil in my car
*food may or may not be limited to macaroni and cheese and pop-tarts
posted 23 hours ago - 31,968 notes - reblog“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Beauty of the Universe II - Colors.
posted 23 hours ago - 7,980 notes - reblogJust saw this and it broke my heart— signal boost for this lady! I’ve seen this kinda stuff get spread majorly so I thought this might be able to help this lady. If you find her phone here’s the link to the craigslist ad!
posted 1 day ago - 281,917 notes - reblogMy level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
